Friend: Wow, your new perfume is... something else. Wife: Yeah, it's called "Eau de Oops, Wrong Bottle!" Apparently, it's so potent that even the flowers in the vase started sneezing.

Wife: Let's watch a romantic movie tonight. Husband: Sure, as long as it's not a mystery. Last time we watched one, I couldn't figure out if your snoring was a plot twist.

Husband: How about a horror movie? Wife: Nah, I already get enough scares from your mysterious noises in the middle of the night. I'm convinced you're secretly practicing for a Halloween "Haunted Husband" role.

Electron: Humans are boring, their energy levels are all over the place. It's like they never heard of conservation of energy. Proton: Well, they may be complex, but at least they keep us entertained with their chemistry – I mean, drama.

Electrons complain: "Humans have so many issues, they're practically a quantum mess."