My wife told me to do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward for me.
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My husband asked if I could make him a sandwich. So, I handed him two slices of bread and said, "Voila, you're surrounded by a sandwich!"
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Husband: Wait, did you say this blender can also make smoothies for the dog? Wife: Yep, we're going for a "pawsitively" blended family mealtime experience!
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Husband: I think the baby needs a diaper change. Wife: Oh, don't worry. I've already prepared a PowerPoint presentation on the art of diapering. Class starts in five minutes.
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Husband: Why is the baby crying so much today? Wife: Well, I told them about the whole "adulting" thing, and they're just overwhelmed by the future mortgage and laundry loads.
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