Shop Assistant: Can I help you find something? Shopper: Actually, I'm looking for the section where I find the motivation to exercise after eating this entire pizza.

Giraffe: Excuse me, where's the necktie section? Sales girl: Ah, huh, I see you're going for the "elevated" look today.

Alex: "Dude, you're back already from your date? Spill the beans!" Ryan: "Haha, Alex, you won't believe it. We had dinner, and things seemed to be going smoothly. She invited me up to her place, we had a few drinks, and then she set the mood with some cheesy romantic music. And then, out of nowhere, she ninja-style switched off the lights." Alex burst into laughter, "No way! And then what genius move did you pull?" Ryan grinned, "Well, I might not have a PhD in romance, but I aced that pop quiz. I high-tailed it out of there and made a grand escape back home!"

Sarah: Hey, have you ever tried exercising? Alex: Oh yeah, I gave it a shot once. Turns out, I'm allergic to it. Sarah: Allergic to exercising? Seriously? Alex: Yeah, my skin started flushing, heart racing, got all sweaty and short of breath.

Alice: You know, I hate brushing my teeth at night. Bob: Why's that? Alice: Because it's like signing a contract that says, "No more food for you!" I'm just not ready for that level of commitment.