Tom: Hey, guess what? My son joined the cross-country team! Lisa: Oh, really? That's impressive! ?‍♂️ Tom: Yeah, I was excited at first, thinking he'd be crossing the whole country. Lisa: Wow, that's quite the commitment! Tom: But then I found out they're back home in a few hours. ??

Alex: "I love you." Bella: "Is that you or the coffee talking?" Alex: "It's me talking to the coffee." ☕️?

John: You came home early from your date, huh? What went down? Roommate: Well, after dinner, she invited me up to her flat. We had a... John: Go on, don't leave me hanging! Roommate: We had a heated debate about the correct way to pronounce GIF. John: Wait, seriously? That's it? Roommate: Yeah, tensions escalated, and I decided to retreat before it turned into a textual war. ?‍♂️

Shop Assistant: Can I help you find something? Shopper: Actually, I'm looking for the section where I find the motivation to exercise after eating this entire pizza.

Teenager: Can I have this fancy phone case? Parent: Sure, if it comes with the magical ability to locate your missing socks.