A patient went to the doctor after she had stomach pain. Doctor: I've looked at your lab reports and I am afraid I have some bad news. Patient: Don't give me your lab nonsense, I believe in healing through cystals and they have never failed me. Doctor: Well, then we will do things you way. No need to raise your temper. Do you believe in astrology? Patient: I certainly do. Finally, you are talking some real shit. Doctor: What's your star sign? Patient: Cancer Doctor: Woah, what a coincidence.

At a court husband wife filed for a divorce, judge asked them, "Why do you want to get divorced" The husband replied, "We let astrology come between us." "It tauras apart", the wife added.

The lung complained to the human, "Why do you always take us for granted? We provide oxygen, and all we get in return is second-hand smoke!" ??

I am done with my doctor, he called me five times this week just to tell me my astrology sign. And he wasn't even right. I am disappointed they call themselves 'professionals

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