One joke a day keeps the apple and doctor away!

Because they both realized that "slow and steady" wins the race against all the hurry! Haha!

A tourist goes to Africa and asks his tourist guide while walking in the jungle, "Are we safe here? Aren't there cannibals around here?" The tourist guide says, "Yes. You can be sure there is no cannibals in Africa." The tourist asks, "But there may be still some cannibals." "No, rest assured. We ate the last one last Monday.", the tourist guide answers.

A tourist was being led through the swamps of Bengal. "Is it true," he asked, "that an alligator won't attack you if you run a flashlight?" "That depends," replied the guide, "on how fast you run with the flashlight."

Tourist: Whose skeleton is that? Santa: Banta's skeleton. Tourist: Whose that smaller skeleton next to it? Santa: That was Banta's skeleton when he was child.