"Don't count the days, make the days count. Because let's be honest, who likes counting days when you can count whiskey glasses. ?️?"

"The greatest glory in living lies not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall. Basically, life's a series of acrobatics with you as the lead joker without a safety net. ??‍♂️"

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. But seriously, in a world of unicorn impersonations, being a sandwich maker would be simpler. ??"

The hamster commandeered a tiny remote-controlled tank and declared, "I'm a 'wheel' powerhouse!" ? It felt big until it realized the tank was moving in circles. ?

"The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. And if you plant WiFi trees, you'll never experience buffering again. ??"